1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Scotsgent1

    Scotsgent1 Snakehips

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  2. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    Nope, no mercy from Mistress. Off you go to the gentleman's lounge.
     
  3. SensualRobin

    SensualRobin Porn Star

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    I'm cleaning mistress!
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  4. Lexa13

    Lexa13 Sex Lover

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    If we make it all pretty and clean can we bring back the bartender?...I like alcohol :(

    *Scrubs floor furiously*

    It shall be perfect!
     
  5. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    #kicks noob out on his ass#

    Scrub harder girls!
     
  6. Lexa13

    Lexa13 Sex Lover

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    Yes Ma'am!

    Are we polishing the floors and scrubbing the walls?
     
  7. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    Every square inch - it has been contaminated :eek:
     
  8. Lexa13

    Lexa13 Sex Lover

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    We could always demolish it and build a new mansion...or make the men clean it. This scrubbing is killing my nails...
     
  9. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    Hmmm - actually I think I shall have to send in a shaman to cleanse the place - ladies, put your scrubbing brushes away.
     
  10. Lexa13

    Lexa13 Sex Lover

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    Ohhh!
    I love the smell of sage!
     
  11. Pornvillage

    Pornvillage Porn Surfer

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    wow Thanks
     
  12. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    #kicks yet another noob out of the door#

    Hmm the place is clean now; girls, you can come back in but if the boys come a knocking tell them no. They can stand outside the door and peek in. Scotsgent can man the bar, but he has to wear a bow tie

    And nothing else :-E
     
  13. Lexa13

    Lexa13 Sex Lover

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    Yay! Its nice to have the place back in order!

    I hope all you lovely ladies had a wonderful weekend!
     
  14. Scotsgent1

    Scotsgent1 Snakehips

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    CIJA thankyou for giving my job back . I will of course always wear my uniform and only speak when spoken to :)
     
  15. Deleted user 3555785

    Deleted user 3555785 the iron butterfly Banned!

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    OOooooii youre uniform please when you enter! :twisted::twisted::twisted:
     
  16. meforyou

    meforyou The Spurtinator

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    Here's me in uniform (I'm on the right). The one on the left you can have as a guard dog to keep the unwanted from the ladies' room

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  17. Deleted user 3555785

    Deleted user 3555785 the iron butterfly Banned!

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    Oh heres an intruder..... {grabs Meforyou and bends him over} ..Out ..out out!!!!

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  18. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    Wrong uniform - you can stand guard at the door, but to enter, men have to strip. I might allow you one item of clothing to denote your purpose. No weapons of course.:rolleyes:
     
  19. SensualRobin

    SensualRobin Porn Star

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    Sorry boys, I'm not even opening the door in fear of Mistress being upset!
     
  20. meforyou

    meforyou The Spurtinator

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