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  1. Triangle_7

    Triangle_7 Porn Star

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    Ah the eternal struggle between the comment button and the quote/new post.

    This could have been as a comment, but I was in quick so as the next poster folk see the context, but sure - When its a disjointed quote from pages before ... Grrr!

    Further edit: It would be nice if someone put together an unofficial page with diagrams to link to ever time this happens. Mmmm - Unofficial help page thread - Food for thought.
     
    1. aesopstails
      I’m gonna create a thread entitled "PLEASE DON’T MAKE A POST WHEN A COMMENT WILL DO, BECAUSE IT UPSETS OLDERGUY67"!
       
      aesopstails, Nov 14, 2023
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    2. Triangle_7
      Made me lol!
       
      Triangle_7, Nov 14, 2023
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  2. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    My cat watches me when I eat.
    Rarely takes anything I offer, just sits and stares.
    It's a little unnerving.
     
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    2. Jack Mine
      My cat watches me when I jerk off. Never takes anything I offer, just sits and stares. It’s a little unnerving for my wife, but what doesn’t she bitch about :banghead:
       
      Jack Mine, Nov 16, 2023
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    3. LuvMeNow
      Ah crap! LOL Damn...
       
      LuvMeNow, Nov 16, 2023
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    4. LuvMeNow
      My cat doesn't do anything. You don't even know we have a cat. We never see her. She comes out for food. Uses her litter box and wants outside. Aside from that, we never see her. At night we hear her chasing mice.
       
      LuvMeNow, Nov 16, 2023
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    5. Valspar
      Mine doesn't bother anymore, Jack.
      Who wants to watch that 5 times a day. ;)

      Speaking of jerking off, one of the hardest laughs I've ever had here was when you told the story of the guy who came over to clean the upholstery on a couple of your chairs. Lol!! Classic.
       
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    6. Jack Mine
      He was trying to scrape the white paste off my sofa chair. He kept licking his fingers and rubbing away :p You have a really good memory my friend
       
      Jack Mine, Nov 16, 2023
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  3. LuvMeNow

    LuvMeNow Porno Junky

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    My husband.

    I love him to death. Sometimes I just wanna smother him with a pillow.

    Our marriage is a bit rocky right now. We're trying to fix it. He told me, "If you'll get off that laptop."

    I'm on my laptop an hour each day. That's it. Sometimes not at all for the day. Sometimes not for the whole week. I'm not playing games or watching videos. I'm working on our second income.

    Meanwhile he got a gaming laptop for Christmas, for gaming.

    Then my husband talks about getting a gaming laptop for me next year for Christmas. Meanwhile, according to him, one of the reasons why our marriage is rocky is because I'm the one who spends too much time on the laptop.

    Really!?

    Again, I love him but I just wanna smother him with a pillow sometimes.
     
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    2. LuvMeNow
      I'll just say I smothered him with love. :p
       
      LuvMeNow, Nov 16, 2023
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    3. Jack Mine
      I’ll just say I was joking. But I’m sure you knew that ❤️
       
      Jack Mine, Nov 16, 2023
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    4. LuvMeNow
      Of course! Just he annoys me to no end sometimes.
       
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    5. thestrangerinyou
      Good because my baco takes forever to dig 6 feet under and I don't come cheap.... a lot of cookies you would have to bake
       
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    6. LuvMeNow
      *Snort.* Oh sh*t. I couldn't even hide that many cookies. LOL
       
      LuvMeNow, Nov 16, 2023
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  4. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I just love when @Valspar reminds me of a post I made . It’s really nice to know what made someone laugh and remember. Just to make you laugh again my friend :)


     
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    1. deegenerate
      That's a great story. I'm glad I got to enjoy it! lol
       
      deegenerate, Nov 16, 2023
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  5. tlab125

    tlab125 Sex Lover

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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      Dude, you're the one that picked a fight with Aesop by being rude about a harmless, and rather funny, meme she posted. You asked for it man.

      P.S. maybe you should take a class on how to quote someone.
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Nov 17, 2023
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    2. aesopstails
      I don’t appreciate you changing my quote to insert things I didn’t say. These are YOUR words:

      I can and will "chime in" whenever and wherever I want; your "pushback" is utterly meaningless ignorance.
       
      aesopstails, Nov 17, 2023
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  6. Freeballin4u

    Freeballin4u Porn Surfer

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    They... ha ha same humans
     
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  7. 1976silverado

    1976silverado Sex Machine

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    [People not using their vehicle blinkers. They just assume you know where they are going. Carefree driving, with I don't give a damn about anyone driving but me mind set.
     
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  8. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Time, never had enough of it: Christmas time, loved my little girl. Reni and I would go shopping with her. She was so happy, what great days they were...except everything was hurry up. I had 30 hours of work I had to do in a 24-hour day, and not enough money for what we needed! So now I have the time and the money... but no little Girl... she's 50 and she is so busy she doesn't have time to be happy.
     
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  9. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    The one uppers and the "but what about..." people.
     
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  10. Triangle_7

    Triangle_7 Porn Star

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  11. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    That Trolls that never ever stop prattling (especially in Politics), when they have zero substance to what would generously be called 'their argument.' These children think that, the more time they make adults waste on them, they win somehow.
     
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  12. WantSumCandyLittleGirl

    WantSumCandyLittleGirl Candyman

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    When moderators are inconsistent.
     
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  13. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    When my boss gives us last minute changes on an huge annual project, and insists it has to get done tonight. What a total cretin.
     
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  14. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Long winded posts
     
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  15. Dirty jedi

    Dirty jedi Believe the hype Banned!

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    Fucking *SPAM**SPAM**SPAM**SPAM* posts
     
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  16. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Using “coward” as an insult here. I mean, it’s all anonymous. It doesn’t make sense to call anyone on the forum a coward because what are they afraid of? In fact, I think the forum makes people braver because there are literally zero consequences to what they’re saying, other than maybe a 3 day vacation.

    I have been insulted here many times, but there’s no effing way they’d say it to my face lol. It’s easy to attack me when my fist can’t reach your face :p
     
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  17. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    Youtube notifications never work right for me any more always missing my favorite podcast
     
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